Funny Headline Contest

I was driving in my car the other day listening to my favorite radio station, 98KUPD Arizona's Real Rock. They were having people call in with funny or strange headlines to win concert tickets to the Ufest2 concert featuring Korn, Deftones, Stone Sour and Flyleaf. Anyhow, some were stupid and some were sort of funny. After listening to several people call in the DJ wasn't impressed. Finally this one guy called in with this one.

"If you're suffering from schizophrenia, You are not alone."

He was awarded the concert tickets immediately and I gained control of my car again after uncontrollable laughter.

Have a great day folks!